Publican Gosforth's running the village gala, but there's bad personal news from stalwart Milly Carter over the public-address system.

Pink-legged Cubmaster Stewart Stokes discovers alcohol, there's a fine Vicar, and Councillor Mrs Piece gets severely dishevelled. And that's before the rain.

Gosforth's Fete starts as drama, develops into well-choreographed chaos as everything goes wrong and climaxes as full-blown farce.